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OVERVIEW

There’s a lot more to do than gaming in the
Las Vegas area!

  Tour Hoover Dam; the Las Vegas Valley Water District’s Spring Preserve; the Atomic Testing Museum; or the campus of the 50-year old University of Nevada, Las Vegas (UNLV) and its spectacular Lied Library. Don’t miss the scenic Red Rocks Recreation Area; the incomparable Ethel M Chocolate Factory (with free samples!) and Cactus Garden; the art galleries at the Bellagio, Venetian, and Wynn Hotels; the Shark Reef Aquarium at the Mandalay Bay Hotel or the Henderson Bird Preserve.

Excellent high end shopping is available at numerous places such as the Canal Shops at the Venetian Hotel, the Fashion Show Mall and the Forum Shops at Caesars Palace.

Get married during the noontime break. And, of course, the world famous Las Vegas Strip abounds in things to see and do 24/7.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


WEBSITES

Official Las Vegas Tourism Web Site http://www.visitlasvegas.com

This is the Las Vegas Convention Center and Visitor Authority site. It has lots of basic travel information about Las Vegas. For anyone who has never been here this is a good site to start with.

Official City of Las Vegas Web Site http://www.lasvegasnevada.gov

Try this site if you are interested in finding out what exists in town that is not on the strip or in a casino.

Commercial Las Vegas Based Travel Site http://www.lasvegas.com
http://www.vegas.com

The above two sites are good for quickly finding out about a casino, for instance, the Riviera or booking a show for the evening. Check out the weddings section and schedule your Las Vegas wedding for the noon break. This is the place to check out the many places for dining out.

Las Vegas Newspaper Home Page http://www.lvrj.com

This is a good place to look for things to do that are not on the strip or part of the gaming industry. Yes, there is a part of town that is filled with ordinary people just like the rest of the country and this is the place to find out what they are doing.

Information about Las Vegas night life http://www.jackcolton.com

This site has all the inside information you need to hit the nightclub circuit.



SHOWS

About 150 live shows play in Las Vegas during any given week. Check out the above websites to find out what is playing during WRM week. The variety of shows is surprisingly large. There are several classic Las Vegas song and dance shows with topless showgirls, potty-mouthed comedians, etc. (The early show may not be topless and suitable for children of double-digit age. Call and ask.)

More unexpected are Broadway shows, such as,
The Producers, Phantom of the Opera etc. There are usually two or three playing at any time. Famous name headliner shows are less common than one might expect. Jerry Seinfeld, Bette Middler, and Elton John were playing when this was written
 
(expect to pay $100+ per person). Comedy clubs, and magic acts are common, as are circus acts. Circus acts? To clarify: eliminate the animal acts, convert the other acts to an adult format to get a Las Vegas style circus act. There are several in town, very highly rated and yes some of them are topless. Small combos with a singer in a lounge are everywhere during the evening hours. Ice skating? As of this writing there is an ice skating show at the Riviera. Opera: La Boheme played at the Paris Casino last year. Ballet: The Moscow Ballet played at UNLV last year. The commercial travel websites (listed above) are best for shows playing at casinos. The newspaper site is best for shows and events playing elsewhere in town.

 


MAKING YOUR OWN FUN

Here are several ideas for an evening out.

Dinner at the top of the Stratosphere .

This is a short walk from the Riviera. The Stratosphere is that really tall thing to the north of the Riviera. Find out when sundown is and make a dinner reservation for about that time. Twilight is about half an hour. The plan is to get up to the top just as the sun goes down or shortly after. The restaurant revolves so that as the meal progresses the view changes and the lights come on. Allow about an hour and a half for dinner. The author’s wife says that this is her favorite place to eat in Las Vegas. The author thinks that the food is pretty good and the prices are reasonable. The ride to the top is free for those eating dinner.

 

Free shows along the strip, an evening of casino walking.

This is our number one recommendation for anyone who has never been here before. Consult a map, listed north to south. Go out the front of the Riviera and turn left. It is about 1.5 miles to the Bellagio and with any luck it can be reached in one evening. My wife says to go until the legs give out and take a taxi back.

Ice cream cones at the Wynn Casino.

The Wynn is a pretty pricey place. Here is how to do it cheaply. From the Riviera street entrance, turn left and walk south to the Wynn. Go in the main entrance and circulate to the right. There are plenty of things to see, including a Ferrari dealership. There is a fee to get inside to actually touch one of the cars. (We warned that it was a pricey place.) About a quarter of the way around there is a shopping mall. Follow it to almost the end. On the right hand side there will be an ice cream shop. Pick out what you want. My favorite is mango sorbet. By now it should be obvious that this is not a cheap cone. But relative to everything else it is a bargain. The reward is at the back of the shop. Go out the back door and sit by a pool with a 40-foot waterfall. As near as can be determined this waterfall is solely for the enjoyment of ice cream shop patrons.


Bellagio
On the other side of Flamingo Road from Caesars Palace is the Bellagio. Go down to street level and watch the fountain shows from the sidewalk. The fountains operate every 15 minutes and are accompanied by music. There are a variety of shows so take a rest and watch a couple. The evening shows with the lights are very impressive. Next go back inside and find the lobby, from Flamingo Road the route is shopping mall then casino and finally lobby. Did they or did they not get their moneys worth when they paid $750,000 for the chandelier in the lobby? Off the lobby is the conservatory with its changing with the seasons flower display. We are talking about tens of thousands of flowers. On the way back, cross the casino, enter the shopping mall, and look for the jewelry store on the right. One of those ruby and diamond necklaces in the window will probably set one back about a quarter of a million, the earrings might only be $75,000. Like we said at the start, looking is free.

Venetian
St. Marks square, canals with gondola’s, wandering minstrel acts, large shopping area with many interesting shops.

Treasure Island
Pirate battle out front every hour and a half after dark. Very crowded, check show times and get there early for a good view.

Mirage
Out front is the fountain that turns into a volcano every 15 minutes, lots of noise and fire. Inside, behind the check-in counters, is the tropical fish aquarium. Be sure and check out the clown fish tank at the far end. In the center area is a tropical garden. Continue to the white tiger exhibit.

Caesars Palace
Keep going past the white tiger exhibit at the Mirage and enter Caesars Palace at the Forum Shops. This is a rather large shopping mall with many high-end shops. The free part is the two animated fountains. They operate on the hour. The one at the far end is the better of the two. The fountain in the middle with the restaurant tables by it is not animated. Find the casino entrance and walk through the casino and out the other side. It doesn’t take much in the way of luck to run across Cleopatra or Caesar. Get a picture taken with them. Once outside, go across Flamingo Road.

 

Fremont Street
Take a taxi to Fremont St. to see the historic downtown area. Why go here? The minimum bets at the table games are lower. The places are smaller. This is where the real cheap eats are located in town. Go to the back of the Golden Gate for the original 99-cent shrimp cocktail (it’s on the same end as the Plaza Casino). The primary reason to go here is to see the Fremont Street Experience. The street is now a pedestrian mall with a 5 block long overhead television. They have improved the resolution relative to what it was ten years ago. After dark there are a series of shows that are played at regular intervals. One takes potluck with the shows. What can we say: It is always an interesting mix of light and music. It could be classic Vegas singers like Dean Martin etc. It could be abstract art, high kicking showgirls, dancing cards and dice or a cowboy square dance. I thought that the 5-block swoop of an eagle with 100 foot wingspan was pretty impressive as was the fighter jet flyover.

 


OUTSIDE OF TOWN


Calico Rocks, Red Rock Recreation Area

 

Believe it or not, but, there are things to do in
Las Vegas that do not involve the casinos.

Hoover Dam. Hoover dam is the thing that most people think of when they want a change of pace from the casinos. This is a good choice and it is a world class wonder. Information is readily available elsewhere, so we will spend our time on two other trips.

Red Rock Recreation Area. This scenic area is located west of town. As the name says, there are red rocks. The area is the location of the Spring Mountain Escarpment. The several thousand feet of vertical displacement result in spectacular views. Follow Charlestown west out of town (it is one mile north of Sahara). A few miles past the edge of civilization (about 20 miles) look for the turnoff to the visitor’s center, right hand side. There is a $5 dollar fee.

At the visitors center tell them you want to hike Calico Basin. This is the classic hike in the area. It starts out easy and progresses to moderate difficulty. The end of the trail has excellent views of the Las Vegas valley. It is a fun drive with good scenery even if you do not hike the trails .

 
 

Valley of Fire State Park

The parks main attraction is miles and miles of very scenic and very red rock formations. Take I-15 north about 45 minutes. Exit where it says Valley of Fire. It is then about another 15 minutes to the park. There is a visitor’s center. Petroglyphs on the red rocks are one of the attractions.


Atlatl Rock

 

 

Other attractions include unusual sandstone formations, petrified logs, tanks (natural basins) where water collects after a rain, a renegade Indian hideout, etc. There are a variety of scenic vistas, hiking trails, picnic and camping areas. Elephant rock is a recommended spot to explore. The interesting thing about this rock is that it looks like an elephant from both sides.


Elephant Rock

Continue on through the park toward Lake Mead. At the Lake Mead road take a left back to I-15. At the town of Overton, look for the Lost City Museum on the left side of the road. It is a natural history museum with a replica of an Indian pueblo that was drowned by the waters of Lake Mead.


GAMING

We offer a few tips to the outsider who knows nothing about the casino world.

There is no “gambling” in Las Vegas. All of those slot machines, roulette wheels, blackjack tables, etc. are part of the “gaming industry.” There are no “gamblers” in Las Vegas. They are called “players.”

To answer the most obvious gaming question first: Can you win? No! At least it is not possible in the long run. But is winning possible in the short run? Yes, in the short run it is possible to win. In fact, it is the nature of the gaming industry that the players must win large amounts of money in order to lose small amounts.

Does this talk of winning and not winning sound like double talk? Don’t worry. Being rational is not such a bad fate in life. As an insight into the thoughts of “players” we offer the following example. Consider placing a bet on the “pass line” at a craps table. If the player wins the casino pays double the bet, a loss pays nothing. The odds are 1.4% in favor of the casino. A player shows up with $1,400. To loose that amount requires the placing of $100,000 in bets. The player only has $1,400 so where does the other $98,600 come from? A player has to win the $98,600 in order to end up with a net loss of $1,400, win/loss ratio, 70/1. Another way to put it is win, loose, win, loose for 70 bets. At this point 35 wins minus 35 losses equals zero change in what is in our players hand. Then bet 71 is a loss for two in a row. The casino’s take is that one bet in 71. Now start over.

Hence, the common player story line: “I won a huge amount of money. I just couldn’t stop while I was ahead. At least I stopped before I lost a big bundle.” The $98,600 is called the churn. Our player’s money just goes round and round. All the while the original $1,400 gets smaller and smaller. Eventually $100,000 is bet and $98,600 is won and the amount in the player’s hand reaches $0. At least it does on average. Anyone who has flipped pennies knows about random variation. Good luck, may your random variation be of the winning kind.

Being a scientist and probably burdened by a sound rational mind the above may be a bit difficult to grasp. Don’t worry, casinos will gladly teach you how to play the various games. The next stop is to hit the tables and get some first hand experience. Being a trained scientist with a good grasp of observation and experiment, everything will then become perfectly clear. Perfectly clear? In no time the wallet will be empty and the secret to our low taxes will be obvious.